To alter or not to alter

“You can not alter Vera Wang. You have to alter yourself to fit Vera Wang.” Quoted by my co-worker who is suffering from ADD. Atlast! He finally made sense! Come to think of it, he supposedly a “straight” guy. At the end of our workshift when everything else is done and waiting for the time to clock out, we would always have discussions about uneccessary things. Today’s topic was about dieting. We were all surprise when one of my male co-worker suddenly quoted something about Vera Wang. I mean, He who would always end up tying our topics to any sexual perversion said something out of the ordinary that sounded fashionably irritable. This guy is straight as he claimed who takes medication for psychological disorder. He never stop talking about sex and would always include me in any topics as an example. But despite all, he is our clown. He is uniquely adorably annoying.